Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Twiggerlof's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
9:31 am	Newest Beer joke! InBev and Anheuser-Busch Agree to Combine, Creating the Global Leader in Beer with Budweiser as its Flagship Brand Combination Will Create One of the World’s Five Largest Consumer Products Companies Company to be Named Anheuser-Busch InBev; Ok, I want to go on record as the first! Guy walks into a bar... yada-yada Gets talking to chick... blah-blah "What can I get you?" "Anheuser Busch InBev." (and how's your bush in bed) "Fantastic! Hows your pecker in bed?" (Comment on this)
Friday, March 24th, 2006
12:49 pm	Odd What Planet Are You From? this quiz was made by The Autist Formerly Known As Tim Odd. But I suppose.... (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
8:47 am	What hero would I be? You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. </td> Captain Jack Sparrow 96% Lara Croft 75% William Wallace 67% Neo, the "One" 63% Maximus 58% James Bond, Agent 007 50% Indiana Jones 50% El Zorro 46% The Amazing Spider-Man 46% Batman, the Dark Knight 46% The Terminator 38% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com Ok, that is pretty cool. Fighting off a sea-thrown deck, wenching in port, running around trapped in a small space with a bunch of guys for long periods at a time...errr... this is sounding less and less fun; but you still get to use gun powder and 20 lb cannon balls... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 5th, 2005
9:33 am	So Taverus has a little fun and we all run, its not his studies of Chemistry that we should fear, but should the concoctions of Biology abound a'queer... 1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you. 2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3) I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in. 4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5) I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you. 8) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written From Twiggerlof to Taverus. 1> Harcor Fenton Mudd!!! How dare you! 2> Show me how to live/Audioslave and The Devil's Advocate and Pitch Black 3> No jello!!! Sumo Suits or drunk at Viovich's Bachelor Party. 4> I like the taste of the color blue. 5> Freshman orientation, Bandana-man!!!! Oh the hotties, the hotties, the hotties!! Bridge-club, didn't it start there? 6> For animals I would have to say angry cat. Don't know why, maybe a bigger cat, like a cougar or lynx, yeah that would be it a lynx... 7> Would you ever run for public office? (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
10:32 am	Howdy Beginnings are now happily shot down. So is this where I dive right into my feelings on zucchini tomato paste with relations to Lego nude art or do I do the little ditty about who I am? Dunno, so: I hate, absolutely hate tomatoes, don't care for zucchini, nude art is neither, and Legos, while cool, are not an attractive manner in which to get jollies off of even with a paste-like lubricant. I grew up in Wisconsin, much to the great offense of everyone else in THE-ENTIRE-FUCKING world, then traveled to Minnesota to advance my learning. That was a while ago, so I guess I haven't gotten through that yet. I will. Tomorrow. Or the next day. Deal. I love little fluffy kitties and cutesy woosty puppies and I live in a happy little apartment with the most fantastical wonderful person on the whole wide world and never ever would want to hurt anyone ever, like! *twitch* I truly am in an interesting mood. It teeters between foul and fowl-like... That is it for now. I have to work and this, while distracting, little scary and cathartic could contribute to angry wrist pain... (2 Comments |Comment on this)